aurrai is spreading scurrilous lies and I encourage everyone to completely disregard them.

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Oh, hey, a billion years later and the dingo still ate that woman's baby.

I'm not calling this an I-told-you-so (because it's still not verified), but this is just too good to pass up.

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Usually I reserve the "america is cooler than oz" tag for instances where, um, you know what? I really just created it for that one Colbert clip where he reveals that a.) Koalas are BEASTLY, and b.) lol, oz is importing sperm from america ( Read more... )

( Cut for penis jokes. It's aurrai's fault. (Isn't it usually her fault?) )

So, while hanging out with a friend today, we went to her bf's house for a bit and watched her bf's dad channel surf. One of the things I saw was a news clip about Australia getting a new import. Apparently, they're importing from us? Yeah. So. I never watch the news, but this is pretty recent, and. Well. I thought I should share ( Read more... )